If catching Seth MacFarlane’s buddy comedy about an average joe and his foul-mouthed living teddy bear made you pine for some cuddly-yet-crude companionship, you’re in luck! According to The Hollywood Reporter, producer Media Rights Capital and Universal will introduce a line of talking Ted plush toys this fall.
The bears will come in 8-inch ($14), 16-inch ($34.99) and 24-inch ($59.99) versions and will come equipped with 10 lines from the film voiced by MacFarlane, including everyone’s favorite euphemism, “You know what I’d like to do to her? Something I call a ‘Dirty Fozzie.’”
Licensing partner Striker Entertainment plans to place the bears and other merch inspired by the R-rated summer romp in young-adult targeted retailers Hot Topic, FYE and Urban Outfitters. Something tells us Chick-Fil-A won’t be calling about kids meal toys, though.