Family Guy’s Brian Goes Blogging

Family Guy fans can now go online to check out some nuggets of wisdom from the Griffin’s martini-sipping family dog, Brian. The character is featured as a guest blogger on and, posting his first entry today, Oct. 16. In addition to dishing dirt on his dysfunctional family, the talking canine is promoting his upcoming book, Family Guy: Brian Griffin’s Guide to Booze, Broads and the Lost Art of Being a Man.

Brian will blog for five days, sharing details of being violated by a Borders Books security guard, offering a scintillating review of Danielle Steel’s latest novel and listing all the things he plans to do as a published author, including bedding more women, donning a cardigan sweater and a pipe, starting to call wine “vino” and tricking out his Prius to look like Kit from Knight Rider. among many others.

Penned by Family Guy and American Dad scribe Andrew Goldberg, Family Guy: Brian Griffin’s Guide to Booze, Broads, and the Lost Art of Being a Man will be released by Harper Paperbacks on Tuesday, Oct. 17, and will retail for $14.95.